It sounds like they plan to go out and cannibalize someone of that particular nationality.
For instance, when someone says
I picture this:
What you mean is Mexican food. You want to eat some Mexican food. Not tear your teeth into the flesh of some unfortunate man who happens to be from Mexico.
So next time someone asks, "Do you want some Chinese?" your response should be, "Absolutely not! That is disgusting and wrong!" and you should probably run away before you, too, are eaten.
bwahahahahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa! I totally say this all the time. Now I will have to catch myself.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to contact everyone you've ever met and assure them that you are not a cannibal.
DeleteWhat if you're feeling peckish? Is it still wrong to be a cannibal if you're feeling peckish?
ReplyDelete(For the purposes of this comment, imagine that "peckish" is a delightful expression that means uncontrollably hungry, but still sounds socially acceptable.)
Haha! That makes me picture someone pecking at someone else's face ineffectively, or maybe smashing their nose into a plate of food over and over.
DeleteHahaha! These just keep getting better!
ReplyDeleteWe're either going to have Mexican for lunch or go to the deli. Does anyone ever say they want to eat a Jew? If so, I'd better be careful!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Excellent point!
DeleteNope, I've never heard "Let's eat some Jewish!" So if you're Jewish I think you're safe. In that case I guess no one will be cannibalizing Hubs either.
Deleteif you are in India, Chinese is a favorite! Not sure how so many chinese are still living! Lol!
ReplyDeleteYes, some are definitely targeted more than others. Maybe it's just in the US, but I never hear anyone say they want some Canadian or some British. Those people must taste really bad.
DeleteBeing Canadian, I take some offense at the fact that you assume we are not delicious!
DeleteVery funny again, and I wait patiently for the next letter!
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DeleteShh, Wendy, I'm trying to protect you.
Deletelol..too funny! I think this way at times too! Good job! I got your name off the A to Z Challenge list and thought I would check your blog out. So glad I did. All the best to you in April!
ReplyDeleteLiz
I'm glad people don't say they want Norwegian for supper.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Ha ha ha! "Por que?!" That pushed me over the edge :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Guilty as charged! I love me some Italian... is it worse given I am largely Sicilian?
ReplyDeleteJak at The Cryton Chronicles & Dreams in the Shade of Ink
Real nice,lol, happy A to Z. Thx:)
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