During a hike yesterday, I asked Hubs what he honestly thought would happen if, you know, just theoretically, he lost his footing on a slippery precipice and fell several hundred feet onto a jagged bed of rocks.
This was his response.
First of all, I wouldn't fall. Second of all, even if I did fall, I wouldn't die, because of my sheer awesomeness. At worst, I'd probably break a couple of bones.
As I was lying there unable to move, a bear might come by and be like
and I'd be like
and then I'd cook it with my laser vision.
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I'm totally the one on the ledge with my poor hubby thinking of my death
ReplyDeletelove it. I can imagine mine saying "you'd be a lot wealthier. and a lot less annoyed all the time." yours is way funnier:)
ReplyDeleteDidn't "Into the Wild" begin with a similar thought-process?
ReplyDeleteFunny post!
It sounds like he has everything in life well under control.
ReplyDeleteDon't doubt my heat vision. It works like a charm.
ReplyDeleteI love it. You & Gweenbrick ought to work together more!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Love it! I actually read a book where a kid could cook deer with his laser eyes. So it's totally a real thing.
ReplyDeleteI ask Manfriend "What if" questions all the time. He always has a response and usually acts out what his plan of action would be for me. He is a good sport.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad we don't have bears here. I would like laser eyes, especially overnight hiking - you wouldn't have to carry a stove.
ReplyDeleteI read that bear meat is hard to digest when you have gaping holes oozing with blood and broken bones. But I could be wrong.
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